This week's questions are as-sorted, ranging from body piercing to relationship advice. Both are delicate issues and it is important to know all the facts to remain healthy -- physically and emotionally.
Q: Hi, I'm a female sophomore and I have a question about Prince Albert piercings. Can guys wear a condom if they have a Prince Albert? Speaking of which, can a guy get a Prince Albert if he's not circumcised?
A: For any of the column readers who may not know what a Prince Albert is, it is the placement of a piercing usually through the underside of the penis where the glands go into a point, then out through the urethra or the eye of the penis. As a result, this area is very sensitive when the jewelry is moved or played with.
A Prince Albert piercing can bleed for the first 24-48 hours after it is done, during which the male usually wears an absorbent pad and is consequently left with an extra hole when he urinates and ejaculates.
It is actually recommended that a condom be worn during the entire healing process for the piercing, which usually lasts two to four months. Generally, the jewelry worn is either captive bead rings or circular barbells, yet some jewelry may have spikes which increase the risk of the condom tearing.
Uncircumcised men can receive this piercing but the circular barbell may be more comfortable than the captive bead rings.
Additionally, the foreskin can be pierced with either single or multiple piercings. The Prince Albert is only one of several male genital piercings that are available.
Other piercing options include the Ampallang, Apradravya, Dydoe, Frenum, Guiche and the scrotum.
Q: I am a female junior and I have these two friends who happen to be dating. They are awesome individuals, but I do not feel that they are good for each other in a relationship.
Although it appears that they are happy together, I know that there are some issues brewing between them. I want to help them, and suggest they part and go different ways. What should I do?
A: Although your intentions are noble, any advice you that give these two will be considered resentful. I know that you only want to see your friends happy, but if you do suggest that they break up, it will only make you look like the jealous friend who wishes that you were also in a relationship, or like the coldhearted friend who doesn't like to see others content.
If your friends are having issues with each other, they need to settle the matter themselves. Not only will you save yourself from unsolicited bitterness from your friends, but you will also allow for your friends to develop the integral self-growth that is a vital part of being in a relationship.
Q: Hi, I'm a male sophomore and I have a chick issue. There's this girl on my floor who always seems bangin' when I'm drunk. I figured this weekend that I would try to get some ass from this girl. I thought the least she could do is give me some some, especially since she goes around telling people she wants to taste my Kalamata olives and feta cheese.
So this weekend we hooked up and all she did was kiss me. What am I supposed to do next time if I want more than just a kiss from her?
A: Maybe the reason why this chick hasn't motioned to go farther with you is because she wants you to make the first move. Instead of waiting for her to pleasure you, you could perform an act of kindness and perhaps instigate a wave of sexual favors.
If you don't want to visit sunny Florida, you could be the aggressive one and push her head towards yours. Also don't forget to compliment her body while you guys are hooking up, as this will make her more comfortable and confident with you.
Remember, the more confident this chick is with you, the more likely she will want to see you excited and gratified.
Q: Hi, I'm male junior and I have some health concerns. One day some racy movie came on the TV and I got a little excited. I proceeded to, how you say, flog the bishop, beat the meat, spank the monkey, choke the chicken. You get the picture.
Anyway, I wasn't paying attention to where my missile was aimed and bam -- it got me straight in the eye. Will my man substance have any affect on my future eyesight?
A: Seems like you need some shooting range practice ... Seriously though, it sounds like you may have experienced an uncomfortable stinging in your eye. Getting anything in the eyes besides water can be a very unpleasant experience, and semen is a fluid that is not considered to be safe if it makes contact with your eye.
Because it was your own semen that got into your eye, you don't need to worry about anything -- especially going blind. If for some reason, it was another guy's semen that got into your eye, then you might have to be worried about contracting a Sexually Transmitted Infection or Disease, as the lining inside the eye consists of mucous membranes.
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